Shot in neck with arrow, stabbed repeatedly in stomach with knife Shot repeatedly in chest/stomach with machine guns Warden Virgil Dallas Harper and Winslow Foxworth "Foxy" Coltrane
Shot in chest with pistol (accident), throat slit with knife Shot in stomach with handgun, head beaten repeatedly with handgun Driftwoodįace flayed with knife (off-screen)/bled out Winslow Foxworth "Foxy" Coltrane and Otis B. Shot repeatedly with shotguns/rifles/revolvers while in carĪbout Six Prison Guards and Seven Prisoners Shot repeatedly with shotguns/rifles/revolvers while driving car Walked into burning house/incinerated in explosion Leg impaled with hunting knife, neck shot with handgun, face flayed with hunting knife Head bludgeoned 7 times with handgun/6 times with thick stick Sheriff John Quincey Wydell and Three Police Officers Shot repeatedly with machine guns/revolver/shotgun Ravelli and Johnny "Captain Spaulding/Cutter" Lee JohnsĬheek slit with straight razor, hand cut off with hatchet, mutilated (off-screen), made into "Fishboy" Head bludgeoned with sledgehammer, face shot 3 times with revolver Firefly as president than you know who.Johnny "Captain Spaulding/Cutter" Lee Johns It would have been a lot more fun the past four years with Rufus T. If anyone’s caught taking graft and I don’t get my share, we’ll stand him up against the wall.” “I will not stand for anything that’s crooked or unfair. The current president pretends to be honest but is implausibly corrupt. If you think you’re paying too much now, just wait till I get through with it.” If you think this country’s bad off now, just wait till I get through with it! The country’s taxes must be fixed. “This is the land of the free! The last man nearly ruined this place. The current president is completely delusional.
So did Firefly after he’s told of a gas attack on a General Smith by the enemy.įor example: “Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate baking soda and half glass of water.” The current president spouts medical nonsensical cures that has no basis in science. I’ve already paid a month’s rent on the battlefield.” Trentino: “I am willing to do anything to prevent this war.”įirefly: “It’s too late. Here is a brief exchange between Ambassador Trentino and the leader of Freedonia: The current president is a draft-dodging saber-rattling coward who cares only about money. Rush to Freedonia! Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can’t send help, send two more women.” Firefly coming to you through the courtesy of the enemy. The current president prefers the company of the leaders of our enemies to that of our allies. Go and break through the lines and remember while you’re out there risking life and limb through shot and shell, we’ll be in here thinking what a sucker you are.”
We’ve all been disgusted and outraged that the current president has referred to America’s war dead as suckers.įirefly referred to Freedonia’s service members the same way. We’ll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes.” “Very well, we’ll give them shorter hours. So did Firefly, when he was notified by the Secretary of Labor that workers are demanding shorter hours. The current president has disdain for the working class. Send him back to his father and brother, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary and I suggest that we give him 10 years in Leavenworth or 11 years in Twelveworth.” “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. We all know the current president is an idiot. ….Īmbassador Trentino goes to to President Firefly and says. I discovered eerie similarities between the fictional buffoon and the real buffoon. Firefly in “Duck Soup,” a comedy classic that was released in 1933, the year Franklin D. You may be surprised, though, to see parallels between Rufus T. Firefly as president than the current humorless, gibbering nitwit.